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Mrs. Mannequin
You turn over and turn out the light, Lips muffle a “sleep tight,” An echo of when you Used to kiss me when you said, Read More …
Ask Flim-Flam: What is the meaning of life?
Dear Flim-Flam: I know humans were put here for a reason, but I feel like my life has no meaning. How do I find a Read More …
Ask Flim-Flam: My neighbor’s dog keeps making a mess on my driveway. What should I do?
Dear Flim-Flam: I’ve repeatedly asked my neighbor to keep his dog off my property, but every morning I wake up to a new, freshly coiled Read More …
Time is God’s blood
To a 12-year-old boy, 10 years is a lifetime. But as an adult, 10 years is an instant; an evening nap on the sofa after Read More …
200 block of Oak Grove Lane, 8:17 p.m. Friday
An elderly woman phoned police in a panic, stating someone or something stole her skin and replaced it with that of an ‘old hag’s’. Police Read More …
Horoscope – January 24, 2019
Love If you want a woman to read your letter, send it to her husband and write “PERSONAL” on the envelope. Some girls keep their Read More …