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Witness this miracle of modern science!

Rescued from the Congolese jungle, Flim-Flam came to Atomic Orchard to start a new life as resident primate. Soon after his arrival, scientists and engineers set to work devising a way to turn Flim-Flam into a more civil and productive member of society.

Eventually, their efforts paid off in a device which, when strapped to Flim-Flam’s head, allows the ape to communicate with humans.

With one of nature’s cruelest oversights now rectified, Flim-Flam joins the ranks of the Atomic Orchard Press to answer viewer questions. Sort of…

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Ask Flim-Flam: What is the meaning of life?

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Dear Flim-Flam: I know humans were put here for a reason, but I feel like my life has no meaning. How do I find a Read More …

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Ask Flim-Flam: My neighbor’s dog keeps making a mess on my driveway. What should I do?

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Dear Flim-Flam: I’ve repeatedly asked my neighbor to keep his dog off my property, but every morning I wake up to a new, freshly coiled Read More …

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