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Rescued from the Congolese jungle, Flim-Flam came to Atomic Orchard to start a new life as resident primate. Soon after his arrival, scientists and engineers set to work devising a way to turn Flim-Flam into a more civil and productive member of society.
Eventually, their efforts paid off in a device which, when strapped to Flim-Flam’s head, allows the ape to communicate with humans.
With one of nature’s cruelest oversights now rectified, Flim-Flam joins the ranks of the Atomic Orchard Press to answer viewer questions. Sort of…
Dear Flim-Flam: I know humans were put here for a reason, but I feel like my life has no meaning. How do I find a Read More …
Dear Flim-Flam: I’ve repeatedly asked my neighbor to keep his dog off my property, but every morning I wake up to a new, freshly coiled Read More …